Whiskey & Women
written by vanessa collier
Everybody’s talkin bout whiskey complainin’ bout their women
But I don’t like either one
I like a good lovin’ man makin’ me lemonade honey
Both of ‘em meltin’ away under the hot summer sun
I’m gonna live a life without complainin’
I’m bound and determined this I know
I’ve got enough sense now sugar
I should’ve left you long ago
You say you’re evil when you’re with me
And jealous when we’re apart
Well I’m always foot stompin’ mad when I’m with ya
Cause you’re always makin’ things so gosh darn hard
I wanna live a life without complainin’
Live it richer than a billionaire
But that hot air you bustin’ in with
Needs to be locked up in a Frigidaire
I got two tears to shed for ya honey
One for each nice thing you’ve ever done
For as much as I’ve had to pay for your love
Wanna call that toll free number, request a big fat refund
I can’t stand your constant cryin’ whinin’ weepin’
Wearin’ me down all the time
Pleadin’ with me ain’t gonna get you nowhere
Cause I’ve gone deaf, dumb, and blind